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Willies From Mars
 
No-one would have believed in the twenty first century
That human affairs affairs were being watched
From the timeless worlds of space
With one eye
 
Slowly and surely, they drew their plans against us
Formulating from the red rock
With evil intentions, they're loading up their weapons
Hold on, isn't that a cock ?
 
Willies from Mars, willies from Mars
Shuttling to Earth in their hairy bollock cars
Willies from Mars, willies from Mars
Look up to the sky, cocks descending from the stars
Oooo schlong, oooo schlong
 
Death and destruction, they were taking over
Firing their deadly seed
People were eaten, even local drunkards
Then came the black pube weed
 
Willies from Mars, willies from Mars
Shuttling to Earth in their hairy bollock cars
Willies from Mars, willies from Mars
Look up to the sky, cocks descending from the stars
Oooo schlong, oooo schlong
 
Then one day, they wilted, they were getting weaker
They crashed down from aloft
Gone was their power, they were all defeated
Alcohol had made them soft
 
Willies from Mars, wrinkled and pink
Limped back to their planet to have a re-think
Willies from Mars, all of them stink
Don't invade the Earth if you cannot hold your drink
Oooo schlong, oooo schlong
So long, oooo schlong
Be gone, oooo schlong