MY BUM GOES (THE FART SONG)
This man has a lot of wind. Watch him expel it !

This is the first animation created with the assistance of my new Wacom tablet. I am pleased with the results.

You can download this song from iTunes or Amazon. See the links in the animation.

DECORATE YOURSELF FOR CHRISTMAS
This is a cheeky little animation. Just a call to everyone to have fun this Christmas, dress up and enjoy !

This is an updated animation that I did years ago for Sumo TV.

You can download this song in both clean and dirty versions from iTunes or Amazon. See the links at the end of the animation.

GET WELL SOON
This is the story of a man who's telling his sick friend, things will be alright.

You can download this song from iTunes or Amazon. See the links at the end of the animation.

DO YOUR BALLS HANG LOW
A cheeky little flash animation based on the old English tune, Do your balls hang low.

You can download this song or the English Country Garden Mix from iTunes or Amazon. See the links at the end of the animation.

Please note that this animation contains cartoon nudity and so can be considered NSFW.

THE PSYCHIATRIST
I created this flash animation for the Albino Blacksheep tournament of flash artists 2011, round 2. The theme was the worst date or meeting ever. This was my last effort for the tournament as I did not make it through the round.

HYPE AS A KOIT
I created this little flash animation for the Albino Blacksheep tournament of flash artists 2011, round 1. The theme was to hype yourself up.

KOIT TV 2
More random clips and ideas that I have strung together to make this straing amalgam of an animation. Some animations are old and have never been seen before, the majority are new skits.

WARNING : THIS ANIMATION CONTAINS MILD SWEARING AND BRIEF CARTOON NUDITY, SO IF THIS OFFENDS, PLEASE DO NOT WATCH.

CAT VADER 2
The evil sith Lord, Cat Vader, returns with more dark feline antics.

Prepare to meet your destiny.

THE NATURE SONG
A fully family friendly animation about Nature set to an acapella song. As usual, all created by me.

2 TURDS : EPISODE 5 : COMING OUT
He has a secret and is just about to reveal it.

KOIT / EDDSWORLD COLLAB 2
Pure randomness again, this time however, kept to a linear stream.

KLINKERMAN
From a bit part in Koit TV to a full blown animation. Witness a fully uncensored day in the life of, the "Klinkerman". And if you enjoyed his day, you can download Klinker and friends for the iphone. Contains an astonishing 8 Koit animations.

UP THE BUM
A puerile song and animation as you would normally expect from me. Please note that this contains cartoon nudity and mild swearing but with elements of grossness. You have been warned. DO NOT WATCH IF EASILY OFFENDED.

2 TURDS : EPISODE 4 : GOING OUT
Colin and Steve return for their 4th outing. Colin prepares to go out.

GRANNYS HANDBAG
A simple animation to a nice new catchy song. Based on the old remembering game of the same name.

ROBOTS
A simple tale of robots. My first serious animation.

FOUND SOME POO
A story of a young girl obsessed with the brown stuff.

HALF-ASSED CINEMA
Boiled down essences of major films. It really is that simple.

CAT VADER
My girlfriend wants to buy a cat. I accept only on the basis that I get to name him. He's black, he's Vader !

He's also a terror and so, here he is in pure Sith mode.

KOIT TV
A lot of these short clips were on paper as ideas for ages and as I couldn't fledge them out to become full size animations, I combined them all together to form "Koit TV".

WARNING : THIS ANIMATION CONTAINS MILD SWEARING AND BRIEF CARTOON NUDITY, SO IF THIS OFFENDS, PLEASE DO NOT WATCH.

PENGUINS : EXTENDED EDITION
This is the extended version of both my penguins song and animation.

Instructions for use :

1) Watch the animation all of the way through and enjoy. 2) Re-watch and go mental trying to find the bonus scenes. There are 10 in total, 6 deleted scenes and 4 random scenes.

There might also be a few small nuggets of fun thrown in.

FC 2009

WARNING : THIS ANIMATION CONTAINS EXCESSIVE SWEARING AND SO IF THIS OFFENDS, PLEASE DO NOT WATCH.

The original animation, released back in 2004 was purchased along with the song by Gut records who released it on vinyl. Since that date, the animation could not be published on the web. Now that the contract has expired, prepare to witness the rebirth !!

THE DARK
On a lonely moor, there's a lonely house.......

MEAT
The 3rd part of the food trilogy comes in the form of meat. Prepare to be astounded by the wonders of meat. Oh yes.

TITTY TITTY GASH GASH
A sequel to the popular Touching things is fun (winky song).

This animation contains cartoon nudity and mild swearing, so please do not watch if easily offended.

BLOB
An animation demistifying the wonders of the monthly lady curse.

This animation contains cartoon menstruation and therefore please do not watch if easily offended.

FLASH EXPERIMENT # 1
This animation is the result of a flash experiment between myself and Edd of Eddsworld fame. The idea was to play flash tennis, with each of us taking it in turn to animate and then fire it back to the other person. Random and weird.

In my pocket
This is the original version of a commissioned animation that I made for www.sexyandfunny.com. This version was deemed inappropriate for them.

WARNING : DO NOT WATCH IF EASILY OFFENDED AS THIS CARTOON CONTAINTS MILD SWEARING AND ALLUDES TO SEX ACTS.

Boobs
Another puerile animation from me as expected, this time highlighting the wonders that are boobs.

WARNING : DO NOT WATCH IF EASILY OFFENDED AS THIS CARTOON CONTAINTS MILD SWEARING AND CARTOON NUDITY.

Touching things is Goth.
An update to my original touching things is fun animation done in the style of Goth.

WARNING : DO NOT WATCH IF EASILY OFFENDED AS THIS CARTOON CONTAINTS MILD SWEARING AND CARTOON NUDITY.

Shapes
An animation about shapes and their attempt at domination.

2turds Episode 3 : Pets
Colin and Steve return for their third short. Colin shows off his pets.

Pit
A warped tale of a strange man and his two accomplices who act out their fantasy by building a pit.

WARNING : DO NOT WATCH IF EASILY OFFENDED AS THIS CARTOON CONTAINTS MILD SWEARING AND VIOLENCE.

Penis
A simple animation full of dancing cocks.

WARNING : DO NOT WATCH IF EASILY OFFENDED AS THIS ANIMATION CONTAINS CARTOON NUDITY AND MILD SWEARING.

Vegetables
See what happens when you're not looking ? Vegetables start to dance and they love watersports, apparantly.

The Christmas gift
An animated short about giving and receiving at Christmas.

Everybody loves their fruit
A simple animation and silly little song to celebrate the wonders that are fruit.

2turds Episode 2 : Fancy dress
Colin and Steve return for another outing. This time preparing for their forthcoming fancy dress party.

Sci-Fi Rocks.
A sequel to the earlier "I love space". Everyone knows that science fiction and space rock a "good-un". Here's the proof anyhow.

Many sci-fi references for all you buffs out there.

Addicted to cheese.
A story of a man tormented by the fermented.

Willies from Mars.
A parody version of the timeless War of the Worlds story. Please note that this animation contains cartoon nudity. You have been warned.

DO NOT WATCH IF EASILY OFFENDED.

Penguins.
A short and sweet animation showcasing the marvels of penguins.

Pretty fishy.
Insanity in a fishy form.

How your garden grows.
A small period of time in the lifecycle of your garden.

Baa Baa Imperial Sheep.
The crossover that everyone's been waiting for. Nursery rhymes vs Star Wars.

2 turds.
Meet Colin and Steve. They're turds.

Join me.
Darth tempts Luke. Again.

I love space.
The song came to me, and then I simply HAD to do an animation for it. This is the strange result of my efforts.

What came first ?
Attempting to answer the age old question, what did come first ? The chicken or the egg ? Well, here's your answer, sort of.

Unlucky Dave Episode 19: The race.
Unlucky Dave makes the jump from the small to the big screen in this, his first flash adventure. Click here to see his previous 18 adventures.

Touching things is fun.
Immature things come often to me. Hey, it still made me laugh. Can you stand the nudity ?

The alphabet zoo.
A dark and sombre animation. Please note carefully before contacting me.....this is a thinking persons animation. It is NOT surface only. Think !!!

Heads, shoulders, knees and toes.
A simple animation to the old classic school kid rhyme. Or is it ?

The sweetie shop.
We all like sweet shops.

I'm gonna pull my pud.
Animating my song version of Herman's Hermits "I'm into something good", with Pob's alternate lyrics.

Space Crew : Episode 2.
The crew are sent to a mysterious planet with a mission to rescue a captured Ambassador.

Space Crew : Episode 1.
The crew answer a distress call.