| I've Got Poo |
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| I've Got poo in my satchel |
| Yes, I've got poo in my hand |
| Would you like to buy some poopy cookies |
| Here's a box that'll be a grand, that's grand |
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| I've Got poo for my dinner |
| Yes, I've got poo on the brain |
| Nothing that you can't do with that substance |
| Don't flush it down the drains, insane |
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| I've been plopping |
| Do you need it ? |
| I've been dropping |
| Do you need it ? |
| It's amazing |
| Won't you eat it |
| Come and watch me while I feed it |
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| I've Got poo as a friend |
| Yes, I've got poo on my head |
| Worn as a necklace and as earrings, cheering |
| Keep it on my pillows in my bed, then spread |
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| I've been plopping |
| Do you need it ? |
| I've been dropping |
| Do you need it ? |
| It's amazing |
| Won't you eat it |
| Come and watch me while I feed it |
| |
| I've been plopping |
| Do you need it ? |
| I've been dropping |
| Do you need it ? |
| It's amazing |
| Won't you eat it |
| Come and watch me while I feed it |
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| I got a poo |
