| Get Well Soon |
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| You're laid up in your bed |
| Got a wicked banging head |
| Nose is running like a tap |
| And you're feeling mighty crap |
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| Look on the bright side... |
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| It could be worse, cos your arm it could fall off |
| It could be worse, soil your panties when you cough |
| It could be worse, as your eyes they may explode |
| It could be worse, you could give birth to a toad |
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| You've taken a sick day |
| Cos you're in an iffy way |
| You're struggling with the flu |
| And you're feeling really poo |
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| But just remember... |
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| It could be worse, you could wake up with no head |
| It could be worse, you could be peeing molten lead |
| It could be worse, you could turn into a goat |
| It could be worse, a tree could grow out of your throat |
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| It could be worse, you could grow an extra thumb |
| It could be worse, bricks could fall out of your bum |
| It could be worse, your body could turn bright red |
| It could be worse, let's face it you could be dead |
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| Get well soon |
