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Body Parts, Poo and Farts Deja Poo Bog Roll Needed Scatchy Tunes
Poo and Bum Songs to Take a Dump to The Triple Coiler Touching the Winky
 
Dead Dave
 
Look he's on the porch, in his chair (Hello !)
Putting on a corpsey show
Flakey and with wirey hair
Like he isn't really there
 
Oh Dead Dave, he comes, he fiddles with his bum
Dead Dave, he's there, he's in his underwear
They all want to be his friend
He's with you until the end
That's Dead Dave
Dead Dave
 
Now he's on a towel, at the beach (Yoohoo !)
Rotting right in front of you
Full of decomposing gas
Firing from his leaky ass
 
It's Dead Dave, you see, fantastic company
Dead Dave, he glides and see him on the slide
Corpsey and his name is Dave
Should be resting in his grave
That's Dead Dave
Dead Dave
 
See him on the moon in a dress (Hello !)
Swimming at the lake, what a mess (Uh-oh !)
Now he's lost an arm, playing chess (Oh no !)
 
Back together now, more or less (let's go !)
Out there in the field, with crows
Perfect as a royal guard
Losing juice and turning hard
 
Yes Dead Dave's, the best, at rotting in his vest
Dead Dave, it's just, he's turning into dust
Slowly composting away
Perfect for a rainy day
That's Dead Dave
Dead Dave