Touching Things is Fun
(The Christmas Winky Song)
 
It's Christmas, yeah
 
Winky, winky, bum, bum, poo, poo, titty, titty
Winky, winky, bum, bum, poo
Winky, winky, bum, bum, poo, poo, titty, titty
Winky, winky, bum, bum, poo
 
Nip, nip, ball sack
Hairy, hairy, bum
tit, tit, arse cheek
Winky, winky, cum
 
Touching things is fun
Stick your finger up your bum
 
Winky, winky, bum, bum, poo, poo, titty, titty
Winky, winky, bum, bum, poo
Winky, winky, bum, bum, poo, poo, titty, titty
Winky, winky, bum, bum, poo
 
Nip, nip, ball sack
Hairy, hairy, bum
tit, tit, arse cheek
Winky, winky, cum