Willies From Mars

No-one would have believed in the twenty first century

That human affairs affairs were being watched

From the timeless worlds of space

With one eye

Slowly and surely, they drew their plans against us

Formulating from the red rock

With evil intentions, they're loading up their weapons

Hold on, isn't that a cock ?

Willies from Mars, willies from Mars

Shuttling to Earth in their hairy bollock cars

Willies from Mars, willies from Mars

Look up to the sky, cocks descending from the stars

Oooo schlong, oooo schlong

Death and destruction, they were taking over

Firing their deadly seed

People were eaten, even local drunkards

Then came the black pube weed

Willies from Mars, willies from Mars

Shuttling to Earth in their hairy bollock cars

Willies from Mars, willies from Mars

Look up to the sky, cocks descending from the stars

Oooo schlong, oooo schlong

Then one day, they wilted, they were getting weaker

They crashed down from aloft

Gone was their power, they were all defeated

Alcohol had made them soft

Willies from Mars, wrinkled and pink

Limped back to their planet to have a re-think

Willies from Mars, all of them stink

Don't invade the Earth if you cannot hold your drink

Oooo schlong, oooo schlong

So long, oooo schlong

Be gone, oooo schlong