When She's Not Around

I have a girl, who loves me so

But there's a few things she doesn't know

I have a girl, whose love is true

She don't know what I get up to

And then....

When she's not around, oh when she's not around

I bury her bra six feet underground

oh When she's not at home, when she's not at home

I do naughty things to the garden gnome

I have a girl, who loves me so

But there's a few things she doesn't know

I have a girl, whose love is true

She don't know what I get up to

And then....

When she isn't in, oh when she isn't in

I pick about in the garbage bins

Oh when she isn't here, when she isn't here

I drink too much then I piss pure beer

When she's off at work, oh when she's off at work

I'm naked in the bushes and there I lurk

Oh yeah when she is out, when she is out

I wear all her clothes and I mince about