What's That Thing ?
 
What's that thing in the closet
What's that thing over there
What's that thing in the car
That thing with the hair
 
Oh it's a
Willy and a nob
A dick and a cock
A ballbag with a penis, on top
 
What's that thing in the basket
What's that thing under there
What's that thing in the cupboard
That thing on the chair
 
Oh it's a
Willy and a nob
A dick and a cock
A ballbag with a penis, on top
 
A Wiener and a dong
A prick and a schlong
A ballbag with a boner, so strong