What's in Your Pocket ?

What's in your pocket ?

What's in your pocket ?

What's in your pocket right now ?

I've got a tube of glue

And I've got a lump of poo

And here's what I'm gonna do

Stick the crap all over you

What's in your pocket ?

What's in your pocket ?

What's in your pocket right now ?

There is a mouldy pear

Pre-chewed sweet covered in hair

And a dagger so beware

And a stone that I've named Claire

I've got a bunch of keys

Tissue with my recent sneeze

I've got this and I've got these

And this head I had to freeze

Look here, a little plum

Bag of nuts, a massive drum

An old piece of chewing gum

And a hairy monkey thumb

Eyes of a man who died

Lightly boiled but mostly fried

This is skin from his backside

Now you better run and hide