| What Does a Duck Do ? |
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| What does a duck do ? |
| Quack quack |
| What does a cow do ? |
| Moo moo |
| What does a sheep do ? |
| Bah Bah |
| But what they all do ? |
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| They poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, poo |
| They poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, poo |
| Open up the bum |
| See the brown stuff come at you |
| They poo |
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| What does a horse do ? |
| Neigh neigh |
| What does a dog do ? |
| Woof Woof |
| What does a cat do ? |
| Meow meow |
| But what they all do ? |
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| They poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, poo |
| They poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, poo |
| Open up the bum |
| See the brown stuff come at you |
| They poo |
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| Every creature poos |
| Animals they poo |
| Humans do it too |
| Everybody poos ! |