| Up The Bum |
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| Do you like willies |
| Bouncy firm tits |
| Peachy round buttocks |
| Triple coiled shits |
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| Milk, milk, lemonade |
| Round the corner chocolate's made |
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| Scratch your nuts and drop your guts |
| Breathe in that bum |
| Strain your rump then take a dump |
| Release your cum |
| La la la la la la la |
| La la la la la |
| Up the bum then yeah |
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| Do you like nipples |
| A soft, hairy sack |
| There are two bums |
| One front and one back |
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| Ip, dip, dog shit |
| You are on it |
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| Scratch your nuts and drop your guts |
| Breathe in that bum |
| Strain your rump then take a dump |
| Release your cum |
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| Fatty and skinny went to bed |
| Fatty blew off and skinny was dead |
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| Scratch your nuts and drop your guts |
| Breathe in that bum |
| Strain your rump then take a dump |
| Release your cum |
| La la la la la la la |
| La la la la la |
| Up the bum then yeah |
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