Unlucky Dave
 
He is purple and he is long
For him everything goes wrong
He just cannot catch a break
Look he's fallen in the lake
 
Unlucky Dave
Lives in a cave
Give him a wave
Unlucky Dave
 
He has black things for hands and feet
He's the nicest blob you'll ever meet
He just can't get any luck
Look he's fallen in some muck
 
Unlucky Dave
Things won't behave
Can never save
Unlucky Dave
 
Unlucky Dave
Just watch him shave
He's near the grave
Unlucky Dave