| Unlucky Dave |
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| He is purple and he is long |
| For him everything goes wrong |
| He just cannot catch a break |
| Look he's fallen in the lake |
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| Unlucky Dave |
| Lives in a cave |
| Give him a wave |
| Unlucky Dave |
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| He has black things for hands and feet |
| He's the nicest blob you'll ever meet |
| He just can't get any luck |
| Look he's fallen in some muck |
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| Unlucky Dave |
| Things won't behave |
| Can never save |
| Unlucky Dave |
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| Unlucky Dave |
| Just watch him shave |
| He's near the grave |
| Unlucky Dave |