Under the Fridge

Go to get my breakfast but I can't escape this smell

I reach down underneath there and I find my private hell

Look what I found under the fridge

Wiped on my balls it hurt a smidge

oh baby

Under the fridge I found this rat

Under the fridge, oh yeah I dropped that

Cooking up my breakfast but a bean rolls underneath

I rummage til I touch it, then I pull out human teeth

Look what I found under the fridge

Wiped on my balls it hurt a smidge

oh baby

Under the fridge, bacteria

And a small black boy from Nigeria

Look what I found under the fridge

Wiped on my balls it hurt a smidge

oh baby

Under the fridge a ton of dirt

Under the fridge, my bestest tee-shirt

Look what I found under the fridge

Rolled in a tube then made a bridge

oh baby

Under the fridge a lot of hair

Under the fridge, this pic of yogi bear