This is Flying Bum
 
This is Flying Bum and he'll get you with his log
Firing from above, splashing like gravy
 
Wandering the skies, looking out for you
Baddies in his sights taken out with his poo
Blurry red cape and a flash of brown
You won't get away as the plop takes you down
 
This is Flying Bum and he'll get you with his log
Firing from above, splashing like gravy
Super hero bum, even gets you in the bog
Nothing you can do, he is plop crazy
 
Fire, fire, butt bullets come crashing through
Fire, fire, his load is all over you
 
Bare ass and a cape, he's a simple guy
Gets you in the face, there is crap in your eyes
Change your ways, be good, else you'll know his smell
Each nugget of brown sends you straight to hell
 
This is Flying Bum and he's raining down his load
Firing from above, splashing like gravy
He is Flying Bum and he'll get you on the road
Nothing you can do, he is plop crazy
 
Fire, fire, butt bullets are everywhere
Fire, fire, shat on in your underwear
 
This is Flying Bum and he's unleashing the dump
Firing from above, splashing like gravy
Yeah it's Flying Bum, it'll hit you with a thump
Nothing you can do, he is plop crazy
 
This is Flying Bum sending justice from the sky
Firing from above, splashing like gravy
Yeah it's Flying Bum, crapping freely from on high
Nothing you can do, he is plop crazy
 
Fire, fire, butt bullets come from the blue
Fire, fire, his crap is all over you