Thing That Lives in my Thing

My life's ok but there is just one issue

It can't be wiped away with a tissue

Now I would scare the girls if I took my clothes off

I can't lose this thing, oh why won't it piss off

There's a thing that lives in my thing

It squeaks a lot and it really stings

There's a thing that lives in my thing

Woah, yeah

It growls when I try to remove it

I'd put my hand there but it'd only get bit

Can't take anymore won't this thing just leave me

I'd shoot it off but it'd probably kill me

There's a thing that lives in my thing

It squeaks a lot and it really stings

There's a thing that lives in my thing

Woah, yeah

(One more time)

There's a thing that lives in my thing

It squeaks a lot and it really stings

There's a thing that lives in my thing

Woah, yeah