| There's Some Poo |
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| I am really happy |
| Off to see my Daddy |
| Been three years without me |
| Now I'm home |
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| There's some poo |
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| In my bag and in my hair |
| Soon it'll be everywhere |
| On your tie and in your pie |
| There's some falling from the sky |
| Watch it fly |
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| They said I was better |
| Posted you a letter |
| You never came to get her |
| So she's home |
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| There's some poo |
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| In the shed and on your head |
| I made you a poo sled |
| On the door and on the floor |
| Do you want any more ? |
| Have four... |
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| There's some poo |
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| On my dress there's a mess |
| In your biscuit tin I confess |
| on the deck and down your neck |
| I'm sure it's there if you check |
| oh heck ! |
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