There's Some Poo
 
I am really happy
Off to see my Daddy
Been three years without me
Now I'm home
 
There's some poo
 
In my bag and in my hair
Soon it'll be everywhere
On your tie and in your pie
There's some falling from the sky
Watch it fly
 
They said I was better
Posted you a letter
You never came to get her
So she's home
 
There's some poo
 
In the shed and on your head
I made you a poo sled
On the door and on the floor
Do you want any more ?
Have four...
 
There's some poo
 
On my dress there's a mess
In your biscuit tin I confess
on the deck and down your neck
I'm sure it's there if you check
oh heck !