The Pasty Shop
 
Here's where we find the shop owner
He parked up his van
He bought an oven and concocted another plan
 
In the pasty shop
Woah oh
Where the kids always drop
Woah oh
Bite into this pie
Oh God that's an eye
In the pasty shop
 
He cooked the bodies and then he
Fed them to the kids
He added a potion that turned them all into skids
 
In the pasty shop
Woah oh
Where the kids always drop
Woah oh
Bite down onto this
That one's full of piss
In the pasty shop
 
In the pasty shop
Woah oh
Where the kids always drop
Woah oh
Bite in and then chew
That's the end of you
At the pasty shop