| The Pasty Shop |
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| Here's where we find the shop owner |
| He parked up his van |
| He bought an oven and concocted another plan |
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| In the pasty shop |
| Woah oh |
| Where the kids always drop |
| Woah oh |
| Bite into this pie |
| Oh God that's an eye |
| In the pasty shop |
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| He cooked the bodies and then he |
| Fed them to the kids |
| He added a potion that turned them all into skids |
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| In the pasty shop |
| Woah oh |
| Where the kids always drop |
| Woah oh |
| Bite down onto this |
| That one's full of piss |
| In the pasty shop |
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| In the pasty shop |
| Woah oh |
| Where the kids always drop |
| Woah oh |
| Bite in and then chew |
| That's the end of you |
| At the pasty shop |
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