Sweet Shop

All the kiddies know that my shop is just the best

When they come inside, I then put them to the test

Gotta make a choice, is it bottom, mid or top ?

You will lose your head at the, sweet shop

Yeah you will be dead at the, sweet shop

Come on in and choose, just make sure it's the right sweet

Gonna lose your hands or maybe it's your feet

Pick a cheeky chew and then wash it down with pop

Fun will turn to dread at the, sweet shop

Gonna be all red at the, sweet shop

Making all the sweets is my favourite thing to do

Poison in the red and explosives in the blue

Sherbet lemon, cubes, or a tangy fizzy drop

The owner is insane at the, sweet shop

Yeah we'll see your brain at the, sweet shop

Gonna bloody rain at the, sweet shop