Strange Cooking Show
 
Gonna make some man cheese
Gonna spread it on my toast
Gonna make some man cheese
It's the taste I love the most
Gonna bake some brown bread
Gonna watch it rise
Gonna make some brown bread
What an ace surprise
 
This is the strange cooking show
Between your toes
Where the Toe-jam, it grows
 
Gonna make a cocktail
Gonna fill it to the brim
Gonna make a cocktail
Gonna get it out of him
Gonna make a pasty
Fill it up with hair
Gonna make a pasty
And the juice comes out of there
 
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With shedded skin
And scraps from your kitchen bin
Nail clippings and nostril gold
A little mould
And juice from my recent cold
 
This is the strange cooking show
With forehead snow
And a hint of lady flow
Bum bogies from Bangladesh
Gonna make it fresh
With a side of human flesh