Stepped in a Turd

Lovely weather and I'm out for a walk

I'm feeling okay

Then a squashy feeling is under foot

And it's ruining my whole day

I've stepped in a turd

Oh have you heard the news

There is shit

Upon my shoes

The sun is out and I am at the park

I'm feeling okay

Then a rancid stink it comes rushing up

And it's ruining my whole day

I've stepped in a turd

Oh have you heard the news

There is shit

Upon my shoes

Watch me do the footscrape

And here comes the moonwalk

And now the stick and pick

With a flick, it's making me sick

I've stepped in a turd

Oh have you heard the news

There is shit

Upon my shoes

I've stepped in a turd

Oh have you heard the news

There is shit

Upon my shoes