Sheriff Poo

He came from the East

They called him the Beast

And that's just what they say

Arrived into town

Rugged and brown

The bad were gonna pay

Then word got to Bob

He gathered his mob

They rode all night and day

The Townsfolk all knew

Just what Bob would do

So they hid themselves away

From the saloon

Came a flying goon

Sheriff Poo

For the red, the white, the blue

Sheriff Poo

He's coming to save you

Well just look at that

A turd in a hat

Bob spat from foul lips

With spurs on his boots

He stood resolute

With shooters on his hips

One drew his gun

Then he was done

Sheriff Poo

For the red, the white, the blue

Sheriff Poo

He's coming to save you

The shooting it stopped

And bad guys were dropped

In pools of darkened red

The Sheriff was hit

But he's tough as shit

Yet Bob and crew were dead

A tip of his hat

And just like that

Sheriff Poo

For the red, the white, the blue

Sheriff Poo

He's been and saved you

Sheriff Poo

For the red, the white, the blue

Sheriff Poo

He's been and saved you

Sheriff Poo

For the red, the white, the blue

Sheriff Poo

He's been and saved you