Really Long Foreskin

Everybody thinks I've got a tail

But I am just an unfortunate male (male)

I've got a really long foreskin

See me swing it in the air

I've got a really long foreskin

I'll whip you from over there

I've got a really long foreskin

Going to the loo's no fun at all

But at least I can play myself at swingball (swingball)

I've got a really long foreskin

Like a skirt around my hips

I've got a really long foreskin

I've no rope but I can skip

I've got a really long foreskin

I can swing across with ease

I've got a really long foreskin

I'll never run out of cheese

I've got a really long foreskin