Poo Time Machine

I built a poo time machine

It is brown, it is green

Wanna know what I've seen ?

I've seen dinosaurs poo

Been to Lincoln's loo

I've seen all the Romans and their sponges too

I've dumped from massive bikes

And everybody likes me to

Find poo

You should see what I've done

Did a poo, just the one

Now I can re-live the fun

I helped the wise men bring

Created Saturn's rings

I took a crap in Egypt and inspired kings

I saw my Mum again

Was there when Elvis strained, dumping

I hoaxed the Nessie case

I poo'd on Hitler's face

Became an astronaut and curled one out in space

I crapped well in the past

And now it's behind glass, in place

Poo's ace