Piles

Piles, my asshole friends

See them hanging there where my anus ends

They drop out my butt

And they aint half sore

Strain a little harder

And now here comes more

Piles, are bumhole grapes

See them swelling there where my anus gapes

They fall out my ass

And they really itch

Gonna push them in now

Hear my voice change pitch

Piles, my small butt baps

I cannot sit down with this ass prolapse

They come past the rim

I apply the cream

Angry little bastards

How they make me scream