Piles
 
Piles, my asshole friends
See them hanging there where my anus ends
They drop out my butt
And they aint half sore
Strain a little harder
And now here comes more
 
Piles, are bumhole grapes
See them swelling there where my anus gapes
They fall out my ass
And they really itch
Gonna push them in now
Hear my voice change pitch
 
Piles, my small butt baps
I cannot sit down with this ass prolapse
They come past the rim
I apply the cream
Angry little bastards
How they make me scream