Pants
 
Pants are a wonderful thing
You only have to look at the joy that they bring
They cover up your intimate parts
And they help to soften the blow from your farts
 
Pants are a part of the day
Bring comfort to your nads in extraordinary ways
Cotton, polyester or silk
They absorb small amounts of poo and man milk
 
Long life to pants, a new romance
Taiwan to France, everybody loves underwear
Pants, get up and dance, don't leave to chance
Everybody loves their underwear
 
Pants can be small or too big
They cover what you have, a trunk or a twig
They often come in packs of three
They are cheap and they are fun for the whole family
 
Long life to pants, a new romance
Taiwan to France, everybody loves underwear
Pants, get up and dance, don't leave to chance
Everybody loves their underwear
 
Long life to pants, a new romance
Taiwan to France, everybody loves underwear
Pants, get up and dance, don't leave to chance
Everybody loves underwear
 
Pants, a new romance
Taiwan to France, everybody loves underwear
Pants, get up and dance, don't leave to chance
Everybody loves their underwear