Naughty and Nice

What a lovely morning

You should take yourself outside and kill a dog

No no no !

What a pretty flower

Hit your neighbour on his forehead with this log

No no no !

Take some bread and feed the birds

Go outside and feed them turds

Feed them bread, no give them turds

Now

Cos I'm both naughty and nice

In my strange mind

I just want to be nice

But yet unkind

I try to be good

But it's understood

The darkness is also in me

What a stunning sunrise

You should burn your crappy house down with this match

No no no !

Eat some cake

No eat some poison

Now

Cos I'm both naughty and nice

In my strange mind

I just want to be nice

But yet unkind

I try to be good

But it's understood

The darkness is also in me

I'm both naughty and nice

In my strange mind

I just want to be nice

But yet unkind

I try to be good

But it's understood

The darkness is also in me