My Willy Won't Go

My willy won't go

My willy won't go

Point it at the tray

But the piss it won't flow

My Willy won't go

My willy won't go-oh-oh oh oh

I really, really try

But my bladder's really shy

Don't want anyone to see my little guy

I really need one

But the piss it won't run

Others come in

I pretend I am done

My Willy won't go

My willy won't go-oh-oh oh oh

I really, really try

But my bladder's really shy

Don't want anyone to see my little guy

Go

My willy won't go-oh-oh oh oh

I want to drain the vein

As I'm getting groinal pain

Gonna have to queue for the cubicle again