My Friends

My friend's got a shrunken head

We keep him in the shed

And this friend's got no cock

He lives under a rock

I'm drawn to the odd

I'm drawn to the freaks

I'm drawn to the ones with beaks

Hell yeah

All of my friends are bleeding weird

I mean look at this one with the stupid face

Some of them dribble, some of them faint

And some aren't part of the human race

My friend lives in a tube

Decorated with boobs

And he has extra skin

I think that there's his chin

I'm drawn to the strange

I'm drawn to the weird

I'm drawn to the ones with beards

Hell yeah

All of my friends are bleeding weird

I mean look at this one with the massive hands

Some of them shuffle, some of them squat

And some have potent anal glands

All of my friends are bleeding weird

I mean look at this one with the extra eye

Some of them shiver, some of them hide

And look at this one, he can fly