My Friend From the UFO
 
This is my friend from the UFO
He follows me wherever I go
He calls for me with the aid of his chums
He sticks his probe right up my bum
 
This is my friend from above the sky
He's small and grey and has big black eyes
Messages in crops are oddly cut
Then his probe gets shoved in my butt
 
This is my friend from the saucer-like ship
He tracks my movements with his implanted chip
He shows me things that will come to pass
Another probe goes up my ass
 
This is my friend from the magical craft
I'm pulled on board in the glowing light shaft
He says I won't remember a thing
As his probe fires deep in my ring