| My First Poo |
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| Gotta love poo, always I do |
| Especially now, oh on this day |
| Oh oh, on this day |
| Oh oh, on this day |
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| I'm off home for you |
| I'll always remember |
| My first poo |
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| Gotta find it, need to find it |
| Favourite ever gift, oh where are you |
| Oh oh, where are you |
| Oh oh, where are you |
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| Where's my box of blue |
| I'll always remember |
| My first poo |
| Here's my gift from you |
| I'll always remember |
| My first poo |
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| It's my bestest memory |
| She worked in Archeology |
| A funny little gift |
| Given with a kiss |
| A fossilised Poo |
| She said I love you |
| And then |
| News came later that day |
| My Mum had passed away |
| Mummy |
| I'm reminded of you |
| When I look at my poo |
| When I look at my poo |
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| Here's what I'll do |
| I will celebrate my |
| My first poo |
| Here, there, everywhere |
| I will love them like they're |
| My first poo |
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| Poo, poo, lovely poo |
| Everyone's as good as |
| My first poo |
| Nowt will stop me too |
| I'll always remember |
| My first poo |