My First Poo
 
Gotta love poo, always I do
Especially now, oh on this day
Oh oh, on this day
Oh oh, on this day
 
I'm off home for you
I'll always remember
My first poo
 
Gotta find it, need to find it
Favourite ever gift, oh where are you
Oh oh, where are you
Oh oh, where are you
 
Where's my box of blue
I'll always remember
My first poo
Here's my gift from you
I'll always remember
My first poo
 
It's my bestest memory
She worked in Archeology
A funny little gift
Given with a kiss
A fossilised Poo
She said I love you
And then
News came later that day
My Mum had passed away
Mummy
I'm reminded of you
When I look at my poo
When I look at my poo
 
Here's what I'll do
I will celebrate my
My first poo
Here, there, everywhere
I will love them like they're
My first poo
 
Poo, poo, lovely poo
Everyone's as good as
My first poo
Nowt will stop me too
I'll always remember
My first poo