| My Bum It Goes (Prrrp) |
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| Got no friends |
| Though I try |
| It is weird |
| Don't know why |
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| My bum it goes |
| And then it goes |
| With a whiffy eggy |
| And a really smelly |
| My bum it goes |
| My bum it goes |
| And then it goes |
| With a nasty runny |
| And a really funny |
| My bum it goes |
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| My wife blames |
| Upset guts |
| Evil seeps |
| Out my butt |
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| My bum it goes |
| And then it goes |
| With a whiffy eggy |
| And a really smelly |
| My bum it goes |
| My bum it goes |
| And then it goes |
| With a nasty runny |
| And a really funny |
| My bum it goes |
| |
| My bum it goes |
| And then it goes |
| With a whiffy eggy |
| And a really smelly |
| My bum it goes |
| My bum it goes |
| And then it goes |
| With a nasty runny |
| And a really funny |
| My bum it goes |
| |
| My bum it goes |
| And then it goes |
| With a whiffy eggy |
| And a really smelly |
| My bum it goes |
| My bum it goes |
| And then it goes |
| With a nasty runny |
| And a really funny |
| My bum it goes |