| Mute John |
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| Everyone it's Mute John |
| Don't confuse with a swan |
| Mute John |
| Mute John |
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| He will utter no words |
| But he's nice to the birds |
| Mute John |
| Mute John |
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| You Wanna know what he thinks ? |
| He let's you know with a wink |
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| This is Mute John |
| Won't say what's wrong |
| Can't speak |
| Won't speak |
| He's a |
| Big freak |
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| There is sometimes a grunt |
| When performing a stunt |
| Mute John |
| Mute John |
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| Likes to write with his pen |
| Every now and again |
| Mute John |
| Mute John |
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| You find out what's in his brain |
| Without his words to explain |
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| This is Mute John |
| Wears a red thong |
| Can't speak |
| Won't speak |
| What a |
| Technique |
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| This is Mute John |
| In the salon |
| Can't speak |
| Won't speak |
| What a |
| Physique |
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