Moustache
 
I know a girl, she's pretty sweet
Lovely shape and dainty feet
She's a looker, real top class
Not all bones, fantastic ass
Her cheeks are peachy, lashes long
But when I kiss her, something's wrong
 
There's this fucking problem with my bird
Hairy top lip, that's absurd
 
She's got a fucking moustache
And nearly a beard
It's like snogging Grandad
And that's just weird
I'm gonna have to oust her, hairy bitch
Is she a mate or a girlfriend, which ?
 
I know a girl, whose tongue's sublime
But get too close, it's razor time
But that always, will lead to trouble
As using Bic, will lead to stubble
And no-one wants, stubble burn
How do I tell her, when will she learn
 
See there's a fucking problem with my bird
Hairy top lip, that's absurd
 
She's got a fucking moustache
And nearly a beard
It's like snogging Grandad
And that's just weird
I'm gonna have to dump her, hairy bitch
Do I buy a shaver or wax the blind bitch
 
I know a girl, the cutest smile
If you're close up, you'd run a mile
Don't mind the mullet, fashion I'm told
Don't wanna dump her, heartless and cold
Wanna show her off, her tush and pout
She's got the Poirot, can't ler her out
 
But there's a fucking problem with my bird
Hairy top lip, that's absurd
 
She's got a fucking moustache
And nearly a beard
It's like snogging Grandad
And that's just weird
Gonna have to lose her, hairy bitch
I can't do without her, there's one little hitch
Moustache
And nearly a beard
It's like snogging Grandad
And that's just weird
Gonna need a trade-in, hairy bitch
I don't think I will though, her Daddy's rich