Midgets On Your Moon

When you're asleep and lying in your bed

Out pops a shape but it aint a turtle head

It climbs out your sphincter and roams around with glee

It calls out to its mates, cos this dancing floor is free

Midgets on your moon, midgets on your moon

They dance there, prance there

Midgets on your moon

Midgets on your moon, midgets on your moon

They bum there, have fun there

Midgets on your moon

Out from your ass it's dancing time again

They come out single file so they don't cause you much pain

Some lie there, eat pie there whilst others dance around

They go back inside when they hear the warning sound

Midgets on your moon, midgets on your moon

They dance there, prance there

Midgets on your moon

Midgets on your moon, midgets on your moon

They bum there, have fun there

Midgets on your moon

Midgets, midgets

Midgets, midgets

Midgets on your moon, midgets on your moon

They dance there, prance there

Midgets on your moon

Midgets on your moon, midgets on your moon

They bum there, have fun there

Midgets on your moon

Midgets on your moon, midgets on your moon

They dance there, prance there

Midgets on your moon

Midgets on your moon, midgets on your moon

They bum there, have fun there

Midgets on your moon