Magnetic Penis

Lightning struck the tree

Full of electricity

Now there's something wrong with me

So have a look and see

I've got a magnetic penis

Its pull is really strong

A magnetic penis

It's wide and fairly long

Attracting metal to my lap

Full items to scrap

Sometimes I feel that it might snap

Got a magnetic penis

A magnetic penis

Things come from all around

And they weigh me to the ground

In metal I am drowned

I make a scrapey sound

I've got a magnetic penis

I cannot turn it off

A magnetic penis

It really hurts to cough

Attracting metal to my lap

Full items to scrap

Sometimes I feel that it might snap

Got a magnetic penis

A magnetic penis

I've got a magnetic penis

So tell me what to do

A magnetic penis

My nuts are black and blue

Attracting metal to my lap

Full items to scrap

Sometimes I feel that it might snap

Got a magnetic penis

A magnetic penis