Mad Jim is back

I am a pirate

I kissed a frog once

I love crustaceans

They're in my y-fronts

Mad Jim is back

He's under attack

Mad Jim has cracked

He's jumping on tacks

And he wants you to know

That he is crazy

I dance with penguins

It's cold and icy

I'm eating Peppers

They're hot and spicy

Mad Jim is back

He's under attack

Mad Jim is black

He's inside his Vax

And he wants you to know

That he is crazy

Did you know

That once upon a time, I was a bridge

Or was it a teapot...

I can't remember

Anyhow, I love cheese !

Mad Jim is back

He's under attack

Mad Jim is Jacked

He's dressed like a Yak

And he wants you to know

That he is crazy

Mad Jim is back

He's under attack

Mad Jim is wax

Now what's in his sack

And he wants you to know

That he is crazy