| Mad Jim |
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| I wanna get hit by a train |
| And feel lots of pain |
| Feel red hot pokers forced into my brain |
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| Wanna dive on down |
| In the lake by town |
| Take off my mask and eventually drown |
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| I'm mad and I am Jim |
| Come one and all, let's crucify him |
| I'm mad and I am Jim |
| Mad Jim, they call me Mad Jim |
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| I wanna eat with a bear |
| And shave off my hair |
| Remove all my skin and upholster a chair |
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| I'm mad and I am Jim |
| Come one and all, let's crucify him |
| I'm mad and I am Jim |
| Mad Jim, they call me Mad Jim |
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| Whuh huh, whuh huh, whuh huh, whuh huh huh huh |
| That was a song I used to sing when I was a lamp post |
| Back in the sixties, I think |
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| I'm mad and I am Jim |
| Come one and all, let's crucify him |
| I'm mad and I am Jim |
| Mad Jim, they call me Mad Jim |
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| I'm mad and I am Jim |
| Come one and all, let's crucify him |
| I'm mad and I am Jim |
| Mad Jim, they call me Mad Jim |
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