Mad Jim
 
I wanna get hit by a train
And feel lots of pain
Feel red hot pokers forced into my brain
 
Wanna dive on down
In the lake by town
Take off my mask and eventually drown
 
I'm mad and I am Jim
Come one and all, let's crucify him
I'm mad and I am Jim
Mad Jim, they call me Mad Jim
 
I wanna eat with a bear
And shave off my hair
Remove all my skin and upholster a chair
 
I'm mad and I am Jim
Come one and all, let's crucify him
I'm mad and I am Jim
Mad Jim, they call me Mad Jim
 
Whuh huh, whuh huh, whuh huh, whuh huh huh huh
That was a song I used to sing when I was a lamp post
Back in the sixties, I think
 
I'm mad and I am Jim
Come one and all, let's crucify him
I'm mad and I am Jim
Mad Jim, they call me Mad Jim
 
I'm mad and I am Jim
Come one and all, let's crucify him
I'm mad and I am Jim
Mad Jim, they call me Mad Jim