Lump of Poo on a String
 
It's the very best day
Cos there's a love I cannot hide
Can't wait to go outside
 
It's a Lump of Poo on a String
It's a Lump of Poo on a String, Poo on a String
It's a Lump of Poo on a String
It's a Lump of Poo on a String, Poo on a String
 
Our relationship
Means we're the talk of the town
He is moist and brown
 
It's a Lump of Poo on a String
It's a Lump of Poo on a String, Poo on a String
It's a Lump of Poo on a String
It's a Lump of Poo on a String, Poo on a String
 
It's a Lump of Poo on a String
It's a Lump of Poo on a String, Poo on a String
It's a Lump of Poo on a String
It's a Lump of Poo