Laser Eye Surgery
 
Everything is a blur to me
I've paid for laser eye surgery
And this is my story
And this is what I've seen
I've seen
 
Number plates up close and their letters can be seen
I can see your teeth and the food stuck in between
Then I see your gut and the stuff digesting there
What is going on ? I don't wanna see your butt hair
Laser eye surgery
 
Everything was a blur to me
Not since laser eye surgery
And this is my story
And this is what I've seen
I've seen
 
Massive ocean liners and the people on their decks
I can see to France and the onions round their necks
I've seen apparitions, ghostly figures and the dead
I can see your zits, they're gross and they're all red
Laser eye surgery
 
Insects making whoopee in the air and on the ground
Now it's getting stranger, I think I am seeing sound
I have seen the past and I know where you have been
My eyes have magic powers, it's great and I have seen
 
Wrinkles on a pimple on a money spider's balls
Women in there changing, through their clothes and through the walls
Aliens from space in another galaxy
I've seen the face of God and he's winking at me
Laser eye surgery