I've Just Sh!t Myself

I've a full load

In my nappy and it will soon explode

I've a full deck

Gonna fire all over your face and neck

That's just what I produce

I've got a buttload full of ass juice

I've just shit myself

I'm all smelly

Up my back and covers my belly

Come on, Dad, Mum

Wipe me down and freshen my cheeky bum

Breathing won't be much fun

Cos in truth I've only begun

I've just shit myself

This is funny

Some are hard but most of them are runny

Take it real slow

Else my butt river will start to flow

Open up if you dare

It's a disaster waiting down there

I've just shit myself

I've just shit myself

I've just shit myself