I've Got Poo
 
I've Got poo in my satchel
Yes, I've got poo in my hand
Would you like to buy some poopy cookies
Here's a box that'll be a grand, that's grand
 
I've Got poo for my dinner
Yes, I've got poo on the brain
Nothing that you can't do with that substance
Don't flush it down the drains, insane
 
I've been plopping
Do you need it ?
I've been dropping
Do you need it ?
It's amazing
Won't you eat it
Come and watch me while I feed it
 
I've Got poo as a friend
Yes, I've got poo on my head
Worn as a necklace and as earrings, cheering
Keep it on my pillows in my bed, then spread
 
I've been plopping
Do you need it ?
I've been dropping
Do you need it ?
It's amazing
Won't you eat it
Come and watch me while I feed it
 
I've been plopping
Do you need it ?
I've been dropping
Do you need it ?
It's amazing
Won't you eat it
Come and watch me while I feed it
 
I got a poo