I've Got Boils

I've got boils on my fingers

I've got warts on my thumbs

Cysts on my thighs

Pimples on my bum

Growths on my shoulders

And carbuncles on my back

Acne on my legs

And deep in my butt crack

I've got boils on my elbows

I've got lumps on my shins

Blisters on my feet

Zits across my chin

Tumours on my toes

I've got spots on each knee

Postules on my forearms

And on my willy

I've got boils on my forehead

I've got sores on my hips

Blackheads on my cheeks

Ulcers on my lips

Abscess on my chest

I've got lumps on my gut

Pimples on my eyelids

And zits on my nuts