It's Time For Dodgy Gifts

Wrapped all my presents, with bum

Sealed all my presents with love

Christmas, the best day of all

It's christmas

It's christmas

One for you

And here's one too

It's time for dodgy gifts

I've got more presents, for them

Sealed all the corners, with phlegm

Christmas, when giving is fun

It's christmas

It's christmas

This one's yours

I hope it's cured

It's time for dodgy gifts

Christmas, receiving the joy

It's christmas

It's christmas

Got you this

Will bring you bliss

It's time for dodgy gifts

Christmas, the best day of all

It's christmas

It's christmas

One for you

And here's one too

It's time for dodgy gifts