It's a Penis

What's in your pants and it does a little dance

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It's a penis, it's a penis

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Penis, it's a penis

Come and have some fun with a penis

Cock, sausage, shaft and prick

Trouser snake and dick

It's a penis

What's in your shorts, when it's freezing it contorts

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Penis, it's a penis

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It's a penis

Penis, it's a penis

Everybody loves a penis

Penis, it's a penis

Come and have some fun with a penis

Y-front lump, stick of joy

Hairy trouser toy

It's a penis