| In my Sandwich |
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| Feeling really peckish |
| Something I can relish |
| Forget all the lettuce give me something great, not this salad stuff |
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| I've got |
| Horse's mane and |
| Seeds and grain |
| And someone's brain |
| That's what I've got in my sandwich |
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| Hunger is returning |
| My stomach is yearning |
| I have a real burning desire for some of the weirder stuff |
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| I've got |
| Mouldy beet |
| A heart, that's sweet |
| And chicken's feet |
| A blood red cheesecake that's rich |
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| Fishing gear |
| Some ginger beer |
| A donkey's ear |
| That's what I've got in my sandwich |
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| I've got |
| Little snakes |
| And stale cornflakes |
| Some buttock steaks |
| And dirt water from a ditchh |
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| Insect legs |
| A bag from Greggs |
| Some rotten eggs |
| That's what I've got in my sandwich |