I Just Sharted
 
I am filled with doubt and I wonder, if it can come out
Open the ring piece, here comes the ass grease
Spraying all about
 
Oh I just followed through
Now it's on me and you
I just sharted
Should've farted
It's true
 
Feel a fart is due, and I wonder, if it will come through
Sphincter's open, confidence broken
Covered with my poo
 
Oh I just shit the bed
It's running down my leg
I just sharted
Should've farted
Instead
 
Oh I just let one go
No gas, just runny flow
I just sharted
Should've farted
Oh no !