His Bum

With buttocks round and a flowing cape

He keeps you safe in the City

If you're a crook or a criminal

You're gonna taste his shitties

His Bum, it plops

He will, never stop

He shoots, his shit

Pray you wont be hit

Flying Bum is his hero name

Hear him fart in the sky

He takes you out with a brown one-two

What a shitty way to die

His Bum, it plops

He will, never stop

He shoots, his shit

Pray you wont be hit

His Bum, it plops

He will, never stop

Fired from, his rump

You'll drown, in his dump

His Bum