Hey I'm the Klinkerman

Hey I'm the Klinkerman

It's time to go to work

Sometimes I wear a cap

But they make me wear this shirt

I love to spread the joy

I love to spread my cheeks

They've been there many weeks

I love my klinkers, my klinkers

Would you like one ?

Klinkers, klinkers

From my bum

Come on close your eyes

Prepare for the big surprise

Hey I'm the Klinkerman

I'm hairy at the back

I keep them near the hole

But they often touch my sack

I love to spread the joy

I love to spread the word

They're just hairy turds

I love my klinkers, my klinkers

Would you like one ?

Klinkers, klinkers

From my bum

Come on close your eyes

Prepare for the big surprise

I love my klinkers, my klinkers

Would you like one ?

Klinkers, klinkers

From my bum

Come on close your eyes

Prepare for the big surprise