Here's My Poo

Are you my Daddy ?

Are you my Daddy ?

Are you my Daddy ?

You're my Daddy

You're my Daddy

Poo is lovely, poo is ace

Poo looks better when it's on my face

Poo's up there and down below

I poo dance wherever I go

Are you my Daddy ?

Are you my Daddy ?

Are you my Daddy ?

You're my Daddy

You're my Daddy

Poo's in that and in your pills

When I see poo I can't sit still

Poo's on TV, in that dish

Hey look at me, I am a fish

Poo's amazing, poo is great

I'm brewing one now, I cannot wait

In those brownies, on your shoes

Blowing bubbles from runny poo

Sit down, eat, I've made you stew

Wash my hair with bum shampoo

Everybody on your chair

Here's my poo, now your turn, share !

Daddy

You're my Daddy

You're my Daddy